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A running log of monologues written mid-build or mid-burnout that don't fit in a blog or tweet.
#14: Brushing at night
For years I thought it was just toothpaste, brush, spit, done. Then my dentist in Kolkata said with Sensodyne you’re supposed to rub it in with your finger for a minute and keep it for five minutes before brushing. Five minutes. Like a weird dental marinade. I started doing it. And I swear I can feel the difference.
The other trick I’ve learned is that brushing kills cravings. Once I brush, the day is over. No burnt basque cheesecake, which is amazeball max! So now I brush right after my last meal. Here I am, newly obsessed with the ritual of brushing like I invented it. Maybe that’s adulthood. Relearning instructions you ignored as a kid, then pretending you discovered them yourself.
#14: Brushing at night
For years I thought it was just toothpaste, brush, spit, done. Then my dentist in Kolkata said with Sensodyne you’re supposed to rub it in with your finger for a minute and keep it for five minutes before brushing. Five minutes. Like a weird dental marinade. I started doing it. And I swear I can feel the difference.
The other trick I’ve learned is that brushing kills cravings. Once I brush, the day is over. No burnt basque cheesecake, which is amazeball max! So now I brush right after my last meal. Here I am, newly obsessed with the ritual of brushing like I invented it. Maybe that’s adulthood. Relearning instructions you ignored as a kid, then pretending you discovered them yourself.
#14: Brushing at night
For years I thought it was just toothpaste, brush, spit, done. Then my dentist in Kolkata said with Sensodyne you’re supposed to rub it in with your finger for a minute and keep it for five minutes before brushing. Five minutes. Like a weird dental marinade. I started doing it. And I swear I can feel the difference.
The other trick I’ve learned is that brushing kills cravings. Once I brush, the day is over. No burnt basque cheesecake, which is amazeball max! So now I brush right after my last meal. Here I am, newly obsessed with the ritual of brushing like I invented it. Maybe that’s adulthood. Relearning instructions you ignored as a kid, then pretending you discovered them yourself.
#13: Instagram feed
#13: Instagram feed
#13: Instagram feed
#12: The last 5%
#12: The last 5%
#12: The last 5%
#11: Ordinary
#11: Ordinary
#11: Ordinary
#10: The myth of 'balance'
#10: The myth of 'balance'
#10: The myth of 'balance'
#9: My online versions
#9: My online versions
#9: My online versions
#8: Meetings
#8: Meetings
#8: Meetings
#7: Stoicism
#7: Stoicism
#7: Stoicism
#6: The safest bet
#6: The safest bet
#6: The safest bet
#5: Walking alone
#5: Walking alone
#5: Walking alone
#4. Feedback fatigue
#4. Feedback fatigue
#4. Feedback fatigue
#3. Things I don't tell my parents
#3. Things I don't tell my parents
#3. Things I don't tell my parents
#2. Coffee mug & busy people
#2. Coffee mug & busy people
#2. Coffee mug & busy people
#1. The 'after-this-week' lie
#1. The 'after-this-week' lie
#1. The 'after-this-week' lie